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Here's the deal. By putting up these pictures, I risked getting murdered by angry catholic school girls and therefore, making this web site a grave site. But I chose to post these anyway so neener, neener, neener.

If you would like to skip the pictures and go directly to my little sound archive, click here. Many of the picture will be thumbnail images, soif you want the full image, just click on them.

Picture Archive

First off, here is a picture of me the beautiful Ahniimus at Scarborough. I still have the weird-ass tanning line


Here are some of my friends in school when we found the fun in plastic roses and strawberries and cream hand candy.

Ha Ha! This is Ceplen after her boyfriend held her down and gave her pig tails! Thanks for the pic JP, ha ha!

Ari's been a bad girlAri's infraction card and all her little shananigins (sp). Bad Ari! Bad Ari! You have been a very naughty girl!

Ari and Amata sittin' in a treeHere is Bad grrl Ari and Amata sitting in our favorite tree at school.

The retreat bunk from hellThese are me and my friends after we were told that we would have to stay in this bug infested, smelling, unsanitary, cabin that was half a mile away from EVERYTHING for two days. On top of that it was a theolog retreat where we actually have to be 'normal'"

Silendra presenting the girls' restroomThis is my leather twin and sister (although we really don't look too much alike), Silendra. She is the only other person I know who is obsessed with blue furry guys (although her love for smooth black men in kilts surpasses anything).

Sound Archive

Disney's warped Humor- You know how Disney has a bunch of little sexual tidbits in their cartoons? Here's the one where Aladin says, "All good teenagers, take off your clothes." He He He.

"Thank you officer for saving Chicago from flying lemons"- From Dolly Parton's Straight Talk. Inside joke.

Die smurfs!- why the hell do their socks never get dirty?!

"It just got interesting!"- I thought it was a spiffy way Monica from Friends said it.

Elmo's Song- just listen to this and you'll understand why I put it up here.

The lord says he can get me out of this,
but he's pretty sure, you're fucked!
~Stephen Braveheart