If I know you, do not read this.
You know, I could go and give brief introduction to twenty of my closest friends, but I am not going to subject that to anybody over the internet. Instead I am just going to have a little splurg of quotes that kind of relate to them. Have fun because I will probably have a bunch of angry manly women chasing after me for this one!
In order to find his equal, an Irishman is forced to talk to God.
-Stephen Braveheart
This one is for all Celtics everywhere!
"Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes."
For all Sci Fi club members everywhere.
"Don't use a big word where a diminutive word will suffice."
-Anon
Yes this is directed towards you, Lady Wil du Peregrin
"I am Satan, watch my head spin!"
-The Exorcist
Ari...
"Don't just do something! Stand there!"
-Marrisa
"I am Cornholio! I need TP for my bunghole!"
-Beavis & Butthead
-Beavis and Butthead
For all of my junior high buds (thank God I don't see them anymore).
"God Bless America, but God help Canada to put up with them!"
-Anon
Hey Nicole and Canadiense Hombre!
"If hackers ran the world, there'd be no war--lots of accidents, maybe."
-Anon
Kevin, this SOOOOO does not mean I will not come to your house and explore your computer.
"Remember: 'i' before 'e', except in Budweiser."
-Anon
For the greatest sister in the world.
"Everyone loves a moose. Some just don't know it."
-Anon
Zahn, this is the ONLY time that I will refer to myself as the "Mus."
It's not like your breasts aren't dangerous enough...That was a joke, you can laugh.
-Gabrielle
Hail to Amata, the big breasted one!
"What's this supposed to be?"
"This is ice. This is what happens to water when it gets too cold. This- this is Kent. This is what happens to
people when they get too sexually frustrated."
-Kent and Chris Real Genius
This goes out to my ex who never got any (and admits to it), JP.
Starclad Dancing to the Drums, Something Wiccan This Way Comes!
Send $19.95 to Ahniinet Web Design for the complete video of the Beltaine all girls camp out.
"Given a conflict, Murphy's law supercedes Newton's."
-Anon
How's the broken ankle, Selindra?
"Traditionally, most of Australia's imports come from overseas."
-Keppel Enderbery
AussieAri is going to kill me for this one.
"Duct tape is like the Force. It has a dark side, it has a light side, and it holds the Universe together."
-Carl Zwanig
Dedicated to Gwyne (joking, joking, just joking, gaffer's tape rules, alright!)
